SIRENS /// THE COUNTESS /// LIMITED DROPS
HANDMADE MYTH. PUNK COUTURE.

A LIVING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE.

Sirens isn’t fashion. It’s storytelling you wear. Designed, directed and brought ferociously to life by The Countess Alex Zapak.

THE TRANSMISSION

Siren Origin

THE ORIGIN STORY


Sirens was born from a lifetime of radical reinvention.

Before couture, The Countess created The C.U.N.T. Rock Revolution—a feminist, situationist punk opera adored by New York’s art elite. She turned herself into an infinite Barbie, morphing from night to night. Now she does the same for you.

The jumpsuit began as a costume she desperately needed onstage: tough, sculptural, sensual. Nothing existed. So she built her own.


"Couture as Rebellion."

THE OBJECT

"THE ARMOUR WOMEN WERE NEVER GIVEN."


Born from stagecraft, built with precision, and refined obsessively from prototype to final cut.

A second skin that doesn't apologise.

  • Material Faux Leather + Sculptural Tailoring
  • Interior Interchangeable Linings
  • Fit Adjustable, Personal, Intimate
  • Purpose Movement, Performance, Power
  • Origin Handmade in London

THE RITUAL

WHAT YOU ACTUALLY GET

01

THE DROP

Sirens pieces are released in small, numbered editions. When the Countess creates a new batch, you’re invited—but only if you're on the list.

02

THE SUMMONS

Your purchase isn’t shipped. You’re summoned. Each drop culminates in a live show where the Countess acts as host, guide, and myth-maker.

03

THE FITTING

You’re measured, styled and fitted by hand. The Countess obsesses over the inside as much as the outside: linings and finishes tailored to you.

04

THE PORTRAIT

Every Siren is photographed by The Countess herself. This isn’t content—it’s authorship. Your image becomes part of the private Sirens archive.

05

THE AFTERLIFE

You leave with a bespoke jumpsuit, a portrait, a moment that exists nowhere else, and a new mythology grafted onto your skin.

THE ARCHIVE

THE MYTH FILMS YOU BACK.

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THE COUNTESS

Artist. Director. Mythmaker.


Sirens is her first fashion mythology — the place where 25 years of music, art, film and performance fuse into something wearable.

FILE: ZAPAK, ALEX
  • Singer / "Tragically Bad Burlesque Dancer"
  • Downtown Icon (NYC Clubs)
  • Performance Artist (Horses on City Streets)
  • Visual Auteur & Cult Director
  • Acker Award Winner
  • Transmedia Creator
  • QUEEN OF THE UNDERGROUND
HOUSEWIVES ARE THE NEW ROCK STARS /// NATURE SPEAKS THROUGH WOMEN /// LIFE IS ITS OWN MAGIC /// WE ARE CINEMA /// YOUR BODY IS NOT A BRAND /// PERMISSION TO BE MYTHIC /// HOUSEWIVES ARE THE NEW ROCK STARS /// NATURE SPEAKS THROUGH WOMEN /// LIFE IS ITS OWN MAGIC /// WE ARE CINEMA /// YOUR BODY IS NOT A BRAND /// PERMISSION TO BE MYTHIC ///

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"Identity cannot be bought — but it can be activated."